the donkey punch

Don’t know if you all missed this, but the Iraq war is going really well.

It’s going so great, those stupid Democrats are freaking out…

Aware of the trouble Iraqi progress could mean for Democrats at home — House Whip James Clyburn recently said if the surge were successful, it would be “a real problem for us” — a revised set of talking points is being worked up by Democrats that declares the escalation of troops in Iraq has not been successful despite White House claims otherwise.

That’s right, fuckers! Those Donkies lie about everything! Want proof? Look no further than The Old Gray Bitch, where the warnings of the FOX News report are played out to a D:

A stark assessment released today by the nation’s intelligence agencies depicts a paralyzed Iraqi government unable to take advantage of the security gains achieved by the thousands of extra American troops dispatched to the country this year.

The Democrats have gotten so good at planting stories in the press, they’d make that old bat Judy Miller blush. Like this one about lovable old Republican Senator John Warner and how he’s now against the war:

Vulnerable Republicans have been desperately searching for middle ground on Iraq, and Sen. John Warner, the senior senator from Virginia, may have just given them political cover.

Warner on Thursday called for a partial withdrawal of troops from Iraq, saying 5,000 soldiers should come home by Christmas.

Lies! I mean, really, who believes this shit?

One need look no further than the evidence… I mean, the surge is going so fucking great that all the insurgents are fleeing Iraq cause they’re little bitches who can’t take the heat.

And when all the insurgents flee, well, violence is reduced and Iraq becomes a safer place. Don’t take my word for it, because I’m not nearly as smart as the National Security Estimate, and they’ve got this issue nailed like a 14 year old in Mary Kay Letourneau’s class:

Where population displacements have led to significant sectarian separation, conflict levels have diminished to some extent because warring communities find it more difficult to penetrate communal enclaves.

Hear that? Peace in our time! Suck it!

But that’s not all, folks: Iraq’s economy is getting a real push thanks to the redemptive power of global capitalism and the powerful march of freedom is enjoying a healthy open, democratic debate that all Iraqis are proud to take part in.

With everything going swimmingly in Baghdad, that plastic-eyed bitch Nancy Pelosi is playing footsie with irrelevancy. You see, David Petraeus, US General in Iraq, is supposed to tell the Congress all this good news, but Miss Pelosi’s pissed because he’s scheduled for September 11th.

Yeah. That 9/11.

Apparently, Pelosi thinks this conflates the war with that sacred day. And here’s The Donkey Punch:

If the Democrats had balls, they’d be more than happy to discuss the progress of the Iraq war on 9/11. Because conflating the two already happened and it can’t fucking be undone, no matter how much those ballless Donkies might wish otherwise. It’s almost astonishing how much these idiots hate America, our troops and our Founding Fathers. It’s like, save the country or go to the Home Depot, buy something from China, and shut the fuck up.

I mean, you, Pelosi.