the donkey punch

That really old guy from Law & Order announced tonight on Leno that he’s running for President.

I had some inside information so I’ve known about this for months and I guess I should have said something, you know, get the big scoop but I didn’t really give a shit.

Anyways. I was reading about this over on David Gregory’s favorite news site and there was this one comment that totally tweaked my interest:

King Con Location: NA Party: Republican

Reply #: 4 Date: Sep. 5, 2007 - 8:25 PM EST

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I told my wife I f I get the chance to hook up with a hottie like fread did when I am his age she is out the door.

She has been real sweet ever since. Try it guys. But you got to be serious for it to work. No one can say us Republicans aren’t all man. Am I right?

Thank God For Fred!!!!

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I had it on good authority that Fred didn’t swing that way but sometimes this happens. I was wrong and I admit it.

I guess I figured, you know, after he played the “Rear Admiral” in Hunt for Red October and named his kid after his character in the 1989 gay romp comedy, Fat Man and Little Boy, well…. these all seemed like clues.

But no, I totally just googled this shit and looks like I’m not the only one feeling lucky!

Can you even imagine what her nipples look like?

As my good friend Norman Hsu likes to say, Hillary just lost the erection!