About
The Donkey Punch believes in lies. For example, we believe in the term “non-partisan” and we believe in the concept of “equal opportunity.” Therefore:
We straddle the bitter partisan divide between the Elephants and the Donkeys and we’d like to fuck them both in the ass and punch their teeth out of their heads so they can’t lie to us anymore.
In short: We represent America.
Join us in our non-partisan, equal-opportunity revolution.